Saturday, November 24, 2007

Because we can always use a reminder: The Bill of Rights

This is what secure our right to free speech, our right to bear arms, our rights against unlawful searches and seizures. We need to look at this every once in a while to remember not only what our freedoms are, and what they entail, but why we must protect them. Without them, we have nothing.Bill Of Rights Pared Down To A Manageable Six-(DECEMBER 18, 2002 )The Fourth Amendment, which long protected citizens' homes against unreasonable search and seizure, was among the eliminated amendments. Also stricken was the Ninth Amendment, which stated that the enumeration of certain Constitutional rights does not result in the abrogation of rights not mentioned."Quite honestly, I could never get my head around what the Ninth Amendment meant anyway," said outgoing House Majority Leader Dick Armey (R-TX), one of the leading advocates of the revised Bill of Rights. "So goodbye to that one."Amendments V through VII, which guaranteed the right to legal counsel in criminal cases, and guarded against double jeopardy, testifying against oneself, biased juries, and drawn-out trials, have been condensed into Super-Amendment V: The One About Trials.Attorney General John Ashcroft hailed the slimmed-down Bill of Rights as "a positive step.""Go up to the average citizen and ask them what's in the Bill of Rights," Ashcroft said. "Chances are, they'll have only a vague notion. They just know it's a set of rules put in place to protect their individual freedoms from government intrusion, and they assume that's a good thing.""We're not taking away personal rights; we're increasing personal security," Ashcroft said. "By allowing for greater government control over the particulars of individual liberties, the Bill of Rights will now offer expanded personal freedoms whenever they are deemed appropriate and unobtrusive to the activities necessary to effective operation of the federal government."Ashcroft added that, thanks to several key additions, the Bill of Rights now offers protections that were previously lacking, including the right to be protected by soldiers quartered in one's home (Amendment III), the guarantee that activities not specifically delegated to the states and people will be carried out by the federal government (Amendment VI), and freedom of Judeo-Christianity and non-combative speech (Amendment I).According to U.S. Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID), the original Bill of Rights, though well-intentioned, was "seriously outdated.""The United States is a different place than it was back in 1791," Craig said. "As visionary as they were, the framers of the Constitution never could have foreseen, for example, that our government would one day need to jail someone indefinitely without judicial review. There was no such thing as suspicious Middle Eastern immigrants back then."Ashcroft noted that recent FBI efforts to conduct investigations into "unusual activities" were severely hampered by the old Fourth Amendment."The Bill of Rights was written more than 200 years ago, long before anyone could even fathom the existence of wiretapping technology or surveillance cameras," Ashcroft said. "Yet through a bizarre fluke, it was still somehow worded in such a way as to restrict use of these devices. Clearly, it had to go before it could do more serious damage in the future."The president agreed.

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721 Claps Per Minute?

Thats 12 claps a second!

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Tasers a form of torture, says UN

TASER electronic stun guns are a form of torture that can kill, a UN committee has declared after several recent deaths in North America."The use of these weapons causes acute pain, constituting a form of torture,'' the UN's Committee against Torture said."In certain cases, they can even cause death, as has been shown by reliable studies

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Illegal immigrant rescues boy in desert

A 9-year-old boy looking for help after his mother crashed their van in the southern Arizona desert was rescued by a man entering the U.S. illegally, who stayed with him until help arrived the next day, an official said.

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Stop Dressing Your Daughter Like a Prostitute

The princess had just graduated to a size seven when everything went to hell. We headed for our favorite department store, ready to take that leap into the world of 7–16. Bye-bye, 4–6X, I thought to myself with a tug of sadness. My baby was growing up. And apparently into a prostitute.The princess had just graduated to a size seven when everything went to hell. We headed for our favorite department store, ready to take that leap into the world of 7–16. Bye-bye, 4–6X, I thought to myself with a tug of sadness. My baby was growing up.And apparently into a prostitute."Where are the sevens?" I asked the sixty-something clerk who wore her glasses on a chain just like me."You're standing in 'em," she said.Oh no, I thought, looking around. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no."There must be some mistake," I said. "These are, well, slutty-looking. I'm talking about clothes for a little girl in first grade.""That's all we've got.""But these look like things a hooker would wear!"She smiled sadly. "You have no idea how many times I hear that every day.Okay, breathe. This is just some weird marketing experiment. Right?I went into my second-favorite department store and was invited to peruse the awfulness that is Tweenland! A better name would be Lil Skanks!Sequins, fringe, neon glitter tank tops with big red lips on them, fishnet sleeves, scary dragon faces lunging from off-the-shoulder T-shirts. Whither the adorable seersucker? The pastel floral short sets? The soft cotton dresses in little-girl colors like lavender, pale pink, periwinkle blue? This stuff practically screamed SYRINGE SOLD SEPARATELY.

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How to make sense of the Ron Paul revolution : Washington Post

What's behind the improbably successful (so far) presidential campaign of a 72-year-old 10-term Republican congressman from Texas who pines for the gold standard while drawing praise from another relic from the hyperinflationary 1970s, punk-rocker Johnny Rotten?.......ronpaulnews.net

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I Hate Goths Who Go To Disneyland Then Act All Miserable

Look at little that goth boy. There he is, in the Magic Kingdom, standing in front of Cinderella's Golden Carousel no less, and yet still he's acting all miserable. I mean for Christ's sake, do these goths never lighten up?

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I Hate Goths Who Go To Disneyland Then Act All Miserable

Look at little that goth boy. There he is, in the Magic Kingdom, standing in front of Cinderella's Golden Carousel no less, and yet still he's acting all miserable. I mean for Christ's sake, do these goths never lighten up?

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[PIC] SUV Owner to World: Screw You!

Picture of a license plate in Lincoln, Nebraska, on Thanksgiving morning.

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I take my iPod every where with me, but you have to draw the line somewhere

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